The Dialup Token on Solana.
So slow, it just might win.
Our plan is simple: to have no plan. We embrace the chaos, the slowness, and the pure meme potential of Dialup. Our roadmap is less about grand achievements and more about the journey (a very, very slow journey).
We believe in the power of collective inaction. While others race to the moon, we're content with a dial-up connection to somewhere... eventually. The true utility of Dialup lies in its unapologetic lack of utility.
The utility is being slow, together.
How To Buy Dialup
1. Get a Wallet
You need a Solana wallet (e.g., Phantom). If you can't figure this out, this token might be too fast for you.
2. Get SOL
Buy some Solana (SOL) on an exchange. This is the gas for our very slow machine.
3. Buy Dialup
Go to Raydium or Jupiter. Paste the contract address below. Swap your smart SOL for our slow token.
Contract Address:
The Roadmap (It's Slow)
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Phase 1: Connect
We plug in the modem. It probably makes a weird noise. We launch the token and see if the lights even turn on.
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Phase 2: Disconnect
Search for utility... Utility Not Found. The community grows based on the shared understanding that there is no plan.
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Phase 3: Surprisingly Fast
The token gets to Raydium. We all act surprised. Maybe we have a "Fast" PUMP for the "Slow" holders. Who knows.
Join The Assembly of the Slow
This is where we hang out. It's slower than you can possibly imagine. You'll love it.
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